Procrastination Insurance

I wonder if such a product exists. I would be the first, but likely not the only one customer.

I had 365 days to read 500 pages and submit a 6 page case study. Submitted it at 10 PM last night, day 364.

I would buy this insurance for my boss too – half a year to do the financials and we are doing them now, a day before they’re due.

This world could surely use more punctual people. Two of the worst cases are being shipped to Ireland…